What is the definition of Seriously Research?

'Seriously researching' is like saying you're going to spend hours poring over a book on existential dread, but with a dash of earnestness and a sprinkle of academic rigor. It's the kind of deep dive into a topic where you're not just looking for information, but trying to understand why it's so important, or in this case, why it's making your brain feel like it's about to crash.

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Here's an unsettling example: "To seriously research the connection between our morning coffee and our daily productivity, I had to delve into studies that involved people's brain waves while they tried to solve the ultimate mystery of why we're so lazy in the morning."